michael lai's getting girl tips

i was having a conversation with michael lai when he started getting into the topic of GBR fomr the topic on menopause. so he asked me if i knew how to get a girl, and i conviniently replied "no", which is so darn true, and thus the lai theory was born. honestly, i think this is just the norm, its not really a lai theory but he believes its really limited to him only, so yah. here it goes.


michaelái says:
u dun nid to be gd lookin to get a gf la plz
michaelái says:
there are nerds wif pretty girlfriends n u r not a nerd
michaelái says:
and nerds are ugly also
michaelái says:
so its fair for all
michaelái says:
except im cute la gaga
michaelái says:
haha
All his promises shall come to past. says:
..
All his promises shall come to past. says:
so how
All his promises shall come to past. says:
u are supposed to teach me

THE LAI THEORY

Step 1

michaelái says:
make frens
michaelái says:
the first thing

well yeah, thats the first step right. make friends. you sure as hell do not go up to some girl that you dont even know to be your girlfriend right?

Step 2

All his promises shall come to past. says:
then
michaelái says:
thn approach her by askin her to go out
michaelái says:
this is basic la
All his promises shall come to past. says:
WHAT
All his promises shall come to past. says:
THAT IS BASIC

man that is basic? darn asking a girl out is the worst thing anyone can go through. how can that be the basic thing? shit man im seriously hopeless, welcome to the bachelor's club.

Step 3


All his promises shall come to past. says:
then next
michaelái says:
veri risky
michaelái says:
thn keep askin her to go out also
michaelái says:
maybe by watchin movie
michaelái says:
thn when betta already follow her shopping
michaelái says:
by tht time she will noe u lyk her la hah

so well, you keep doing the worst thing on earth. and by following her around shopping she knows that you like her? man, i never knew that. shopping with women stinks, you get so bored that you would rather go for the breakup. maybe with the girl you like is a different thing...

Step 4


All his promises shall come to past. says:
then?!
michaelái says:
thn can already
All his promises shall come to past. says:
...
michaelái says:
the rest up to ur capabilities haha

its good luck boy.


we've come to the end of michael lai's get-a-girl tricks. hope you get your girl!